Frequently Asked Questions
Your most pressing questions, answered with 100% accuracy (maybe).
Our hamsters are typing as fast as they can. We're considering upgrading them to guinea pigs next semester for faster processing.
Yes, in the same way it's possible to find a unicorn. We've heard legends, but have yet to see concrete proof.
We use the same rounding logic as your bank account. So, no.
Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that fails, please proceed to the password game. May the odds be ever in your favor.
No, the server is just shy. Try complimenting its uptime and maybe it will let you in.
That's beyond our pay grade. Our primary function is to deliver grades, not existential crises. Please consult the philosophy department.